FAX from the FIRM
The Office of the Devil’s Advocate
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The Chief Justice |
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Legal Ad-Vizier to WeLuvMu |
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Chambers of the Supreme Court |
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The Office of the Devil’s Advocate
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Port Louis |
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MAURITIUS |
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Date: December, the Twenty-Second Day*, 2011 |
Please respond to the attached letter by fax after having gained the consent or otherwise of the Attorney General and the Director of Public Prosecutions.
Nota Bene:
The recipe-ants of the letter are strongly cautioned against dismissing it as a joke. Any humour contained therein is soul-hee for the benefit of the audience and to disguise the True nature of the Source. The intention to pro-so-cute and ex-act the sever-rest of penal-ties is death-lie seer-I›us.
* Twenty seconds? That’s a bit short for a day isn’t it? Still it’s probably just long enough to send this fax 😉 LOL
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The Chief Justice
Chambers of the Supreme Court
Port Louis
MAURITIUS
2012.12.22
Consent to proceed with a private prosecution
Dear e-steamed1 Chief Justice, Attorney General and Director of Public Prosecutions
On behalf of WeLuvMu, a charitable institution and private limited company (Business Registration Number: C09085650), we have been mandated by the Bored to make the following request:
Prosecutor: WeLuvMu
Defendants: Commissioner of Police, Prime Minister’s Office, Triple Espérance (Assn 67)
Charges
- Conspiracy to pervert the course of justice and hence endanger the life and integrity of Dr Richard Luke Munisamy in violation of his Constitutional Rights as a citizen of the Sovereign Democratic State known as the Republic of Mauritius.
- Conspiracy to deny Dr Richard Luke Munisamy of his Constitutional Right to freely express himself in open letters via the State and private media organisations, hence denying him the safety afforded by the public’s knowledge of his victimisation.
Pre-Action Protocol and Duty of Disclosure
- Commissioner of Police. An open letter was sent to the CP dated 24th November 2011, warning him of a private prosecution if he failed to fulfil the conditions contained therein. To date, no reply has been received.
- Prime Minister’s Office. The PMO subsumes the Ministry of Defence and Home Affairs. As such it is ultimately responsible and accountable for the Mauritius Police Force2.
- La Triple Espérance: LTE is a highly irregular masonic lodge whose procedures of recruitment results in a membership with a concentration of personages of influence. Hence, it is likely to include high ranking members of the MPF, the PMO and the media. In the words of the Venereal Master (l’Express Dimanche 2010.10.24):
“C’est vrai que nous cherchons des personnes de valeur. Dont la manière d’être, ou les écrits ou les actions demontrent qu’ils seront de bons maillons. Et en effet, certains practique des professions où ils exercent déjà une certaine influence sur la société.”
Due to its intrinsically surreptitious nature, it has not been possible to communicate with LTE directly. However, it is assumed that the Venereal Master has been pre-warned of this action and, in any event, all relevant correspondence is freely available on the Internet.
Summary of Offences
- Jameel Peerally and associates have been repeatedly reported to the police by Dr Munisamy for threats to main and kill. On 2011.12.09, Jameel Peerally and an associate located, harassed and would have physically assaulted Dr Munisamy had he not succeeded in effecting an escape.
- On 2011.11.24, Dr Munisamy was the victim of an unprovoked physical and psychological assault. The police were called to assist but refused and left him unprotected. It has proved impossible to find a psychiatrist without a conflict of interest who will prepare a medical report for a law suit.
- On 2011.12.19, Dr Munisamy was the victim of an occult plot which may have led to his death in police custody had he not effected an escape.
- None of Dr Munisamy’s supplications for help to persons of authority, describing these events and establishing the motives of the perpetrators have been published by the public or private media organisations.
Supporting Evidence
Physical and electronic evidence of the above will be made available in accordance with the defined procedures of the courts.
Witnesses, attesting to the conspiracy, for obvious reasons, are insisting that their anonymity be guaranteed.
Conflict of Interest
It is assumed that anyone with a conflict of interest, e.g. through familial, familiar or freemasonry connections with the defendants, will declare those interests and excuse themselves from this process; as will anyone associated with intelligence agencies who have a vested interest in the outcome of this prosecution, e.g. the CIA.
Alternative Recourse
If you are unwilling or unable to consent to the above or provide the necessary guarantees for the anonymity and protection of the witnesses, you are requested to grant leave for the prosecutor to make application to the African Court of Justice and Human Rights.
Should you refuse this, the details of this matter will be communicated to the International Criminal Court on the grounds that the State is unwilling or unable to genuinely carry out or permit the prosecution.
Time Limits
You have until 2012.01.07 to respond. It would be unfortunate if the accused used this delay to flee the country never to return (this might be beyond our jurisdiction;)
I opened the bidding with one heart and now dummy has raised it to six. That means we will be playing for a Mini Slam. Not won a game yet so non-vulnerable. This is a contract in rubber bridge which, although not the very best, is more than enough to win the game (in fact 4 hearts would have been enough, but they kept raising the stakes) Everything in the last weeks was simply the dealing of the cards and “fate” dealt us a particularly favourable hand (what do you mean we cheated?;)
We won the bidding and so we play the hand (we prosecute in court, although we have given them the choice of what court to play in – sort of – the most important one is the court of public opinion – well at least it won’t be in the secret chamber of injustice this time;) We can afford to and should lose the first trick, but we will hopefully trump everything after that. Of course if they play the wrong lead then we could make a Grand Slam! Much depends on what is in dummy’s hand. And they thought we were playing chess! LOL
If the prize for the first game is Mauritius then what are the stakes for the rubber? Occupy Mauritius – Occupy the World! Of course they still have a chance to win the game by changing the rules as they have just done with the Constitution of the United States. Of course in Mauritius, the MMM would have to join Labour to change our Constitution, but they don’t have enough time for that. To change the global Constitution – the Universal Declaration of Human Rights – would sink the planet into a legal Hell. In which case, we will go and play elsewhere. The greatest risk is that they will have a hissy fit and kick the table over. How sad is it for us to know we must prepare for that?
We have been asked WHY? the title is the Last Post. The superficial reason is that this is the last post on the blog for 2011. However, it also has deeper meanings and it is not within our knowing which one applies. Suffice to say it is profoundly significant. This is what Wikipedia has to say:
The “Last Post” can be either a B♭ bugle call within British Infantry regiments or an E♭ cavalry trumpet call in British Cavalry and Royal Regiment of Artillery (Royal Horse Artillery and Royal Artillery) used at Commonwealth military funerals and ceremonies commemorating those who have been killed in war.
The two regimental traditions have separate music for the calls (see Trumpet & Bugle Calls for the British Army 1966). Whilst the infantry (B♭ bugle) version is the better known of the two versions of the call the E♭ cavalry trumpet version is the tune used by the state trumpeters of the Household Cavalry.
Read more… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Post