Loony Lutchmeenaraidoo

Loony Lutchmeenaraidoo

This week we got a glimpse of a key component of the Financial Wizard’s trick to conjure a second economic miracle*: turn Port Louis into an enormous filling station for ships. Noting that not many ships transiting┬áMauritian waters stop here to refuel, has he...
Return of the Jedi: Take 2

Return of the Jedi: Take 2

The Light shone in the Darkness and the Darkness said: “You’re Home early Honey!” The Application below was delivered to the Supreme Court on Monday, the Fourth Day of February 2013. (Because Jeff Lingaya’s Life was at stake, We couldn’t...
The Island of Eden

The Island of Eden

Dear Mr President Imagine a charity from Mauritius being awarded the Nobel Peace prize. Imagine you being the Patron of that charity and receiving one of the most prestigious awards ever made in the history of mankind? Ludicrous? YES! And yet while it is extremely...
The Three-in-oNe State Solution

The Three-in-oNe State Solution

What if the real purpose of the current state visit of the President of Turkey to the UK was to gain support for a revolutionary proposal to overcome the impasse in Palestine? Intelligence sources have now revealed that the collective of the Bektashi Order of Sufis...
Leaky-Leaks: The Hidden Agenda

Leaky-Leaks: The Hidden Agenda

Forget the comatose “Maurice Iles Durables” project, is this a secret strategy for “Sustainable Mauritius” you haven’t heard about (until now;) ? ***START*** Subject: PROJECT “SUSTAINABLE MAURITIUS” Classification: UK TOP...