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Privatising our patrimoine

Privatising our patrimoine

In 2007, our “democratising the economy” Government introduced the Aquatic Business Activities Bill which would have paved the way for the privatisation of our coastal lands, lagoons and inshore waters. Our friends at Kalipso ferociously opposed this...

Second message to Miss Earth

You have not replied to our previous message. We would like to become the official franchise holder for Miss Earth in Mauritius. Our conversations with the current Miss Mauritius reveal the that local franchise holder for Miss World & Miss International organises...
Apples, oranges and pears

Apples, oranges and pears

We finally worked out what Pravind Jugnauth, our new Minister of Finance, was saying in the National Assembly on Tuesday. The key that unlocked the puzzle was the old adage “always compare like with like”. What our rookie Minister had managed to do was...
Rama Sithanen in the sh*t again

Rama Sithanen in the sh*t again

Today’s joke is the charge against Rama Sithanen. While we think the man is incompetent for introducing the CSR Fund, and a traitor for contracting unsustainable external debts and selling off Mauritius to China under the secrecy of a confidentiality agreement...
Today a reader, tomorrow a leader

Today a reader, tomorrow a leader

Today’s joke comes from the Prime Minister’s speech yesterday at the opening of the new headquarters of the Mauritius Freemasons Bar Association. [Editors note: I am feeling a bit like a middle aged DJ this week, nostalgically dusting off his favourite...
To be or not to be? That is the congestion!

To be or not to be? That is the congestion!

Today’s joke comes from the Presidential address delivered yesterday. Paragraph 105 reads: “Government, in its attempt to alleviate and solve the traffc congestion problem, will soon embark on a Bus Modernization Programme to upgrade bus services...